1. Who said, "I could shit a better president"? Answer.
2. Which is real?
Answer: They are both real. The first one is a project of the Woodstock Guild. If I find the artist's name, I'll post it. There are a couple of these signs around, one references a woman who died because she couldn't pay for her prescription meds.
"Immersion in the life of the world, a willingness to be inhabited by and to speak for others, including those beyond the realm of the human, these are the practices not just of the bodhisattva but of the writer." --Jane Hirshfield