"Read mah lips. I did not have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky. OK, so she may have given me a blow-job, but that doesn't really count as sex when you're in the Oval office; and the reason I denied it was because the Evil forces of the Republican right were trying to destroy my presidency. I did so many good things for my country, like um, er ... well anyway I didn't invade Iraq ... and I fully deserve the $50,000 I get for an after-dinner speech now that I'm an international statesman. God bless America."Read more here. And here. I give them credit: some of the books they can't finish, I can't even start.
I would, however, like to point out that gas was $1.15/gallon when Clinton was in office. He cared about people who work for a living, unlike the greedy, cynical elitist we have now. (Would somebody give him a blow job so we can impeach him?)
I didn't finish the book, either. God Bless America.